Agent Barton was sent to kill me. He made a different call.

rizplease:

lascocks:

enexcelsis:

#i fucking love it #SHE USES MACE #TINY LITTLE MACE CAN #actually the most feminized thing in an arsenal

I fucking love how he went down like EEK— *shrivels up*

Like he was just walking by minding his own business “hey what’s uOHGOD”

“I JUST WANTED TO KNOW WHERE THE BATHROOM WAS”

(Source: jedimasterlvg)

lokiintheskywithdiamonds:

The Avengers genderswap ▶ Eddie Redmayne as Nikolaï Romanoff 

“Regimes fall every day. I tend not to weep over that, I’m Russian.”

I’m giving you a head start,

You’re going to need it,

’Cause I fight like a girl

(Source: captainsulus)

The Winter Soldier

An old enemy resurfaces. A new hero rises. And a ghost from the past awakens from his frigid slumber with orders from a new master.

[with Anthony Mackie as Sam Wilson (Falcon) and Jennifer Morrison as Sharon Carter (Agent 13)]

(Source: osgiliaths)

There are wolves, they would say. And there are stories about wolves and girls. Girls in red. All alone in the woods. About to get eaten up. Wolves and girls. Both have sharp teeth.

(Source: singalellaby)